Some of us have a long way to go . In deed I dreaded ever visiting a beach in the fear of the scantly clad wazungu chicks. I have done all this for I know that am easy to emotion. Such an incident would hit me right below the belt perpedicularly ............Oftenly when we are seriuously struck we swell in the victimised parts. However this ocurred to me prematurely during the official opening of the 20th culture week at Kenyatta university. First came a venezuelan dance that had a solo dancer; a lady in a brrrr......and a garment in ,.....that almost brought her entire underworld to the luscivious eyes of the onlookers. For the fisrt time I saw the interior compartment of a shawty....what a cute booty! The way she gyrated her pyrated and x-rated sitting allowance!  Sorry, the Merciful old man upstairs saw that this would give some of his ''choosen few''  a disturbia to draw them away from His grace so soon the angry clouds started preparing themselves despite Erick Omondis threat that they dare to do so. The thunderstorm came much to our disappointment ( but to my relief now that my loins had achieved their indipedence from bondage) as well as that of our false prophet Erick of 'Hawayuni?'  The tents were blown off and the vice chancellor and her troup had to be veried to safety. I took refuge under a roof close to the road leading from the  venue. The chicks had remained glued under the tents and when they finally gave way they started seeking refuge from the raging water. Quite a number joined me but sincerely speaking I loathed that to the uttermost. A boy brought up in a man of the clothes family and now their clothes had married perfectly with their skin. Majority were in quarter skirts, not miniskirts. I couldn't have been bothered much had I not seen the way they had been bound by the thinnest of all garments in the world. In fact that's when I noted that under such circumstances garments rise some length above the normal and in this case, quarter skirt length. Another discovery that I made is that university girls hate pants a lot  if they are not allergic to them. Otherwise how come that almost the majority of the rained on lot wasn't able to conceal their cameltoes that were being revealed by the milimetre thin skirts? Don't gues what happened to my sacredly protected body parts that night. 

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MEDICALLY CONFUSED

 Medics especially neurologists argue that the right hemisphere of a persons brain controls the left part of the body. Likewise the left one controls the right part of the body. Personally, I am right handed and left footed naturally. Are my brains hemispheres confused or do we have a better explanation than the one above?

ARSENS ARSENALS WORSENAL

Pressure mounted on the embattled Wenger when Blackburn Rovers came from behind to uncock the gunners guns silencing them 4  goals to 3. The seasons imports Arteta  and Gervinho gave Arsenal a celebratory mood to begin with. That was until half  time as the former Evertons talisman Yakubu  chipped in a second goal to add to his first half beginner. The pressure quadrupled forcing Alex Song and Laurent Kocielny to enter the goalscorers of the match list by inning into their own net in the second half.The dying minutes of the match brought in a rejuvenated Arsenal mount a come back pressure with substitute Maroune Chamak heading to score but it was too little too late. The Rovers victory was crucial for their coach whose job was on the line prior to the match while Arsenal are too close to the relegation list!